Let me start by saying: what bozo gave me THIS title?! Can one really be overly caffeinated?! That's like being overly alive. Can you be overly alive? Ha! You keeping up with me? Good! Great! Stupenderifous! Am I using too many exclamation points? TRICK QUESTION! That's impossible. I mean, how can something that is so exciting be bad? I’m talking about exclamation points. But also: coffee. Ha! Anywho—I am SO. INSANELY. STOKED. to write copy. (Side note: my tumtum doesn't feel too good.) Anyway, copy. I love it. Long headlines. Short headlines. Carousel ads on the ‘gram. Native ads with all their finicky little character counts. You name it, I dig it. We should totally meet up for a cold brew by the way. Have you had cold brew? SHIT IS LEGIT, BRO. I’ve had three. I could literally run through a brick wall. Welp, later.

Oh, I don’t feel too good.